And that's why Mark Dominik is the former GM. He couldn't even scout the right bar.

Judging from this picture, what is this? A stadium for ants? How can fans enjoy the game if they can’t even fit inside?

The Cubs are now that guy that puts a huge, brand new TV in his shitty-ass unfurnished living room with nowhere to sit.

The other Roddy White hasn't been responsible for any crowd noise since 2012.

No little red dot. They should be actual lasers that can cut things. so if the ball touches the post, it would be cut by the laser and explode. That would make for a few awesome replays a year.

How long do you think the meetings are about you?

I agree, Dan Snyder is a great man, with a totally average sized penis and absolutely no desire to systematically eliminate an entire race of native peoples.

We've finally found something that unites both sides of the political divide: stupidity.

@kevinlove: Stop trying to find a way to OPT-OUT and just OPT-IN. Be apart of something special! Just my thoughts

So refreshing to have institutions of higher education, where the students athletes AMATEUR status is the NCAA'S main concern, be compared to private companies!

Jesus, the media are a bunch of NARCs.

In college, a friend of ours woke up the morning after our university's annual all-day drinking and BBQ festival, and realized she had to puke...badly. She ran down the dorm hallway to the bathroom, but being still a combination of very drunk/entering hungover, got even more nauseous from the running and passed out…

Fuck you Deadspin. Who are you to mock the lifelong tradition and heritage of white men to be racially insensitive? Blackface is a time-honored tradition going all the way back to the good ol' days of 19th century, when things were better. 83% of black people have no problem with blackface. Stupid libturds getting…

David Simon, the creator of The Wire, often talks about how there are really two Americas—one economically viable and mostly white, the other economically hopeless and mostly black. In my experience, no place embodies this division more than St. Louis, where I've lived the past few years. You can drive north from a…

yep, same comapany that gives 92% of its breast cancer research money...to itself.

Nothing more amazing than seeing the Sox complain about someone not Playing the Game the Right Way while every asshole on their team talks shit and they all flip their bats and watch their dingers. That and Sox pitches using Yankees hitters as target practice for two decades now.

Dude, the Senators have been around twice. Not a third time.

A. Sorry you had to do a little work. B. Sorry you aren't a good enough fan to know the answer immediately.

C'mon Barry. I think we can all agree that when it comes to toughness, hockey players like Clint Malarchuk are definitely a cut above the rest. Guys like Kevin Ware really don't have a leg to stand on here.