When Kinja sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing trolls. They’re bringing Alt-right racists. They’re Russian bots. And some, I assume, are good…

The Internet is doing a great job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.

Maybe “hellthugs” is actually “health hugs”, which could be his replacement for Obamacare.

Mr. Miranda is spot-on.

He looks like the bad guy in one of his own movies.

This reminds me of a Brian Regan bit where he talks about news anchors who suddenly launch into an awful Spanish accent and roll their r’s when they come across a Spanish word during a newscast.

I’ve taken to calling him Sebastian Porka.

40% if Chuck Norris was on the ticket.

I can’t think of a better representation of a Trump surrogate than a poorly aging washed-up actor standing in fromt of the Kremlin.

Goddamn, you know that if Segal ran for office, there’d be at least 20% of the American populace chuckleheaded enough to vote for him.

Is that a goatee or was he blowing a bunch of coal miners?

As a deep Buddhist monk who is deep and spiritual and not a mindless douchebag, the facial hair is there to catch crumbs that misses his food hole.

I think he’s going for a “fat, middle aged lapsed action star can’t accept that he is fat and middle aged and so is pulling out all the stops to hide it” look.

Years ago, I was looking for an activity for my older son and tried this Aikido dojo near our house. The first thing I noticed was pictures of the owner with Seagal. I tried it to scout it out and couldn’t keep a straight face whenever the guy went on about the wisdom and teachings of Sensei Steve.

I can’t tell if Seagal is going for the Heisenburg/Walter White look or a Ming, The Merciless.

Boy, I’ve got some bad news for him if he really believes that.

I won’t believe it unless they bring it to the floor for a vote, and it’s voted down.

If only he didn’t lie in his statement about processes and norms re Obamacare being shoved down Republican throats, then he might have more to stand on. It’s a constant refrain that just attempts to both-sides it when there’s no equivalency between the ACA with its party-line vote and the failed GOP repeals with its…

Uh-Oh. Tweetstorm a brewin’. King Cheeto be like:

What kind of sicko stands on penises?