This is all fine and good, but was any of this shit really a milestone?

The Emmys, like all these other shitty awards shows, have always been a masturbation session for the entertainment industry.

I genuinely feel like crying. I’ve been watching him in films since I was a kid, and I became obsessed with him when I first saw Repo Man at a drive in when it first came out. As I got older and I read books like Danny Peary’s Cult Movies, I began searching out his films (along with Warren Oates obviously: and to me…

I believe M. Emmett Walsh was apart of that rule as well. Looking at his iMDB, he’s 82 and is younger than Stanton.

Avenge me!

One of the greatest actors of all-time in my opinion. A true legend who was so damn good that Roger Ebert gave him his own rule that any film that he appeared in could never be entirely bad and I think that’s true because he was a joy to watch in every role he gave.

Excellent character actor—disappearing into the part but keeping small essentials of Harry Dean intact. Didn’t matter what the role, while other actors were giving a .5 performance, he always gave a 1.25. I sure will miss him popping up unexpectedly on screen; he never failed to be surprising and interesting.

This sequence of images is just amazing.

Next stop - Crazy Town.

Great.

Do they know what jail he went to? Hopefully it’s not a cushy white collar jail. If course I’m sure he’ll be in protective custody the entire time because he’s a massive puss

So who should play him in the, sure to be made soon, movie? Adam Scott is too old but Shia LaBeouf is the right age. And after his turn as McEnroe, he could really lock down that ‘real life creep’ niche he was born to fill.

I hope he tries awkward attempts at humor in general population.

This guy is a walking shit eating grin.

Speaking of prayer, remember to pray for the places affected by the hurricanes to the same God who created those hurricanes.

I don’t find his talking jokes very funny but there is no man that is funnier pretending to be born out of a fake rhinoceros’s butt.

The woman in the doorway looks like she was kidnapped as a child and never escaped

1. Hurricanes are messages from God.

Someone in Florida needs to sneak out after the hurricane and spell “Kirk Cameron must be sacrificed to please me the Lord, your God” in stones. Look I know you Florida folks have a lot on your plate but seeing Kirk brutally murdered to please a blood crazed God would be a good way to get some good out of Irma.

THIS WEBSITE IS UGLY AND YOU SHOULD ALL FEEL BAD