My dad always said it’s not really Gatorade in there, but I had no idea.

We have a dragon slaying problem in American politics: our system is set up to convince us that the work stops after an election, which sucks attention and energy away from solving practical problems once the election is over. Everybody is so exhausted by that point, it’s hard to summon the will to create change.

I’ll be glad when Trump is gone so we can actually get back to attempting to discuss things in politics other than Trump.

a powerful man is allowed to run for the highest public office on the ideals of the enemies you face in this game

I used to work for the Royals ad agency writing TV and radio spots. We referred to every team by their mascot except for Cleveland. The organization refused to use the term “Indian” whatsoever. Apparently their front office isn’t alone on that, so I’m sure it shuffles over to the NFL to a degree.

By the way, I wouldn’t call your exchange “fruitless.” It seems pretty clear that the Giants are more than willing to entertain the notion that the Washington team name is inappropriate.

Because people in the DC metro area like hanging out at the beach to go surfing? DURING THE FALL???!??!?!??

How many regions with large rivers in them use artificial waterways for kayaking?

An artificial whitewater course is a lot different than doing laps around a concrete building.

Yeah, for all those kayak/surfing competitions in DC...

Because people are going to pay to kayak a moat on any of those days?

My son is also named SurfBort.

At which point DC will be underwater.

Fixed.

It's like the graphic art found on pouches of Capri Sun in the mid 90's came to life!

You might not realize it, but November surfing in non coastal locations is fucking HUGE in the East.

This looks like it was designed by a 14 year old from 1997 who was paid with a 12 pack of Surge.

Beach - check....Surfing - check....rappelling - check. Did Washington DC get moved to California when I wasn't looking?! Great weather for all that crap....

“Add some skateboarders, some surfers, and rollerblades.... make it hip and edgy”