They have to be residents of Florida. They are already citizens, as are all Americans. All they have to do is register in Florida 30 days before the election.

Fuck if I was there and he tossed a paper towel my way I would spike that shit right back in his face like Dikembe Mutombo

I hate him so much, and I’m so, so tired.

He thinks he’s Monty fucking Hall (RIP, btw). He thinks a desperate crowd of hurricane survivors are an audience. He thinks he is the benevolent game show host, and that giving out “prizes” will win him the adoration of his loyal viewers. This is actually a horrifying tableau reminiscent of feudal times. The people of…

It’s a little confusing how people that don’t accept their actual sex claim others “misgender” them for simply acknowledging their actual sex. Aren’t transsexuals willfully misgendering themselves?

When people say “gender is a social construct” they mean “gender roles are a social construct.” The idea that women should stay home and watch the kids and serve their husband is a social construct.

Thank you. Kind of tired of all of the women on here tearing her down for...what, exactly? Are any of us perfect specimen who do/say everything right all the time? Yeah, so she’s vain and probably shallow. But I’d bet a lot of the assholes on here saying Kim’s paying lip service are the same ones bemoaning Taylor for…

for real. my blood alcohol level has been higher than that motherfucker’s IQ

Maybe it would have occurred to me if this post was about Kanye.

’m sorry I wasn’t aware we always had to agree with our husbands.

Required to stand? No problem.

YES.

The brightness on my phone is really low, and it’s making it look like trump is tucking into a big fat dump. Literally. And by dump I mean a piece of shit, fully demonstrating the old adage of “you are what you eat”.

Kaep should have voted, if only to not give those who would find fault with him regardless this one thing to grasp on to, despite the fact (yes, fact) that his vote for president would not have mattered because our system for electing the president is laughably outdated and alienates hundreds of millions of Americans…

Well, really he first debased it by being black in office.

I’m starting to think there’s a reason he was so good at playing a rapist vampire.

The Feds move like sloths, but their shit is always tight.

It’s not fucking funny.

People can care about multiple things.