Did you seriously try to shit on Ryan for not being a more honest victim of domestic abuse?

You mean once somewhat attractive rockers who now look like the cryptkeeper’s grandfather?

Arrest him?

I’m not the one who has a problem with it, though.

Why?

By how well they fit into the garbage can.

But Colbert has never made a big deal of being a Catholic unless directly asked and not even necessarily then. And he’s been open with his support of LGBTQ issues. And never, to our knowledge, raped a pre-teen altar boy.

It’s true, we can’t let celebs have it both ways.

Well, Han Solo shot first and look how far he’s come in the collective mindset.

Excuse you, that’s HIGH-FUNCTIONING women’s empowerment genius, to you!

Now the only thing they tie? Is their sweatpants drawstring.

You’re still responding, though.

I’m betting they’ve already settled with that family through their insurance.  I’m also concerned about what happens to the child. 

“Why are mad that I fondled you why you were sleeping? I wrote my number on a napkin for you, what else do you want??”

In the Golden Age of Air Travel, this would have been cute. Everybody was well-dressed, groomed, and easily amused by this kind of thing. It was the 60s! Swing, baby, SWING!

What does it matter what “road” I’m “taking”?

Context clues, apparently.  

But...you can’t stop either.

And don’t forget their “take all the water in the world” b.s., too.