You joke, but some people in this country have to work real jobs. You know what my dad did for 40 years? He worked for Rent a Center. He didn’t get to sit back and play agent, he had to move microwave ovens. He had to deliver kitchens...WHOLE, CUSTOM KITCHENS! He had to move refrigerators AND color TVs.

That’s why I prefer Arizona over Georgia. It’s the dry hate.

Is a hipster’s word worth nothing these days?