Actually?

Still better than Imagine Dragons. 

The one “traffic calming” measure that seems to work pretty effectively is narrowing the roads. Take away a person’s margin of error and they slow right down. I’d rather they did that than throw random bumps in the road. 

Large obstruction, Oregon, dynamite?

In some history books in 2150 it would read “The second cold war was started by a strange group of people that loved rusted Volkswagen Beetles and brown station wagons”

Maybe it’s time for “good cops” to stop covering up for “bad cops” before this gets worse.