That diva Joaquin Phoenix probably got his very own Gatorade bottle to piss in.

Oswald Chamberpot.

Some men just want to watch the world urinate.  

Haven’t we seen this joker before?

This bullshit is definitely what’s finally going to save the DC movie universe.

Later each extra arrived home to find package from Jared Leto waiting for them

Those things are not mutually exclusive. Women can be afraid for their safety and men can be afraid of false accusations at the same time.

The cop is right. It is a distraction to the job of driving.

Similar:

Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

I look at my copy of “The Thinking Man’s Guide to Football” on the shelf and sigh.

I can’t believe how much 14 year old me looked forward to reading this bozo’s column each week. Of course, 14 year old me’s favorite band was blink-182 and had no friends, so I guess that kind of makes sense.

Yup. Chevy Chase may be a shitty person, but honestly, Pete Davidson isn’t even half as talented as Chase was at his age, and really shouldn’t be criticizing anyone for being a douchebag after bragging about beating off to pictures of pop stars.

He also notes that Chase has done “nothing” since 1983 because “everybody realized he’s a jerkoff,”

This might be a case of “new pot, meet ancient kettle.”

“the SEC is too liberal" is a hell of a take there Hugh 

Wow.  Okay, I am not familiar enough with the case or law out there, thank you.  Kinda messed up you could be penalized for advising your employees of a potential workplace hazard, if we want to designate people on the sex offender list as hazards.

Lumping Aziz in with the rest is an atrocity, even when the report came out it was pretty obvious that he’s not a sexual predator in any way but rather had a bad date.

Isn’t that what Aziz Ansari did immediately following the article that tanked him - it was said he reached back out to the woman and apologized personally and profusely - and yet... he’s still not forgiven?