The part about Gruden being a “dead plumber walking” couldn’t be more accurate. I was just checking out season props, and Gruden is only 3-1 to be the first head coach to leave their position this season (either being fired or resignation). Pat Shurmur was next at 10-1, which was a little surprising.

Actually, they cut Shelburne off. That’s why all of a sudden she had bad intel for the last few months.

Skipped Bayless scene

Actually, he isn’t. He likes to say really idiotic things to get the Trump base riled up, and then get laughed at.

Yeah, I’m okay with some poor officiating, as long as it’s not totally repetitive and ruining the entire game. When I was coaching kids basketball during my younger days, I’d sound loud to appease the parents, but would actually be super-respectful to the refs. Nobody needs to catch grief during a kids’ park league…

“no, it’s about the boys having fun and learning to pay attention, develop focus, and create a love for physical activity.”

Ain’t got nothing on Bakerstucky.

All I know is that I miss hearing Ted Leitner in the LA area. I don’t root for the Padres, but Ted’s one helluva entertaining announcer.

Absolutely, Ratto’s one of the best. Great follow on Twitter too. 

A non-refundable $45 fee on a bank statement whose existence cannot be explained by anyone; Raytheon’s Twitter account responding to a jape from Lockheed Martin’s Twitter account with a GIF of a grimacing Steve Carell from an episode of The Office; a show on The Learning Channel that is just goateed men dropping…

Yes, there are some total fucking idiots on this site who will say anything because they whine about the Lakers. They’re pro-player one day, then suddenly and hypocritically anti-player when it involves the Lakers.

Gee, it’s almost like they should have traded him or something. Oh well, it’s not like they had any offers on the table a week or two ago.

I don’t believe you’re not orange. 

Anyone know what BBQ grill finger is? I presume she torched on the BBQ?

How is offering an entire starting lineup and two first rounders dishonorable? The Lakers offered too much already. The Pelicans will never see an offer that good from any team again for AD.

I think the Lakers offered too much. They should have waited the Pelicans out, whose leverage will diminish over time. The Lakers first offer was the correct one, and they could have added in a little more to meet in the middle after the Pelicans’ counteroffer. The Pelicans will need some luck to try and get anything…

Williams-Sonoma finally had enough and tried to whack Drew. What they didn’t know is that he would be tougher than the hit man.

I’d give the Rams the edge over KC, because Andy Reid will inevitably use all his timeouts while simultaneously calling draw play after draw play in a furious attempt to blow every third quarter lead in a playoff game.

That’s a really good point. Isn’t it amazing how even in the highest upper echelons of any type of business, there’s always someone who is grossly incompetent it’s shocking?

It’s like some agent telling you your screenplay was brilliant but not quite the right fit for whatever some dumbfuck studio needs at the moment.