What's the one before the festivus pole?

“You mean tonight, boo boo? Club-wise?”

I dunno. He does come off with eternal life.

It’s legal to donate a kidney, but not for someone to cut a kidney out of you without your consent. I think that’s the kind of law that should be in effect here.

I’m extremely pro-choice (and work in OB at a Catholic hospital, so... it’s a struggle), but I didn’t get the impression from the information in this write-up that we’re talking about a ball of unviable cells here. If we’re talking about like, a 25-week-old baby that should have gone to term, I don’t care what kind of…

Their father is Arab.

wait its not the same person?

...doesn’t Bella dye her hair brunette?