GOP: (starts murdering puppies)
GOP: This will deter puppies from pooping on people’s lawns.
Nearly everyone with a conscience: WHY ARE YOU MURDERING PUPPIES? STOP!
GOP: It’s really horrible that we’re murdering puppies. But it’s actually the Democrats’ fault. It’s their law.
DEMS: What are you talking about? …

The great thing about a lever is that it also makes a good bludgeon, both metaphorically and literally.

It’s not horrible to say. We have to stay strong and present a united front that can put an end to Trump’s nightmare administration. I am so sorry that so many people are being hurt by this political bullshit.

My spouse’s old childhood “friend“ works for Border Patrol in a southern border town. He is every bit as craven and shady a person as you would ever imagine. His Mexican kapo wife does as well, and she could care less about some Honduran brats as long as she keeps getting those sweet government paychecks. I…

ehhh their converting brown people comes with a heavy side-helping of keeping brown people under their thumb.

They care about white conservative children. They could care less about those librul’s kids.

I invented that, you know? Leverage? I invented that device and term. No one ever said that before I did.

Stephen Miller is about preserving white majority in America. His next goal is to get rid of birth right citizenship. That’s coming next. You can bank on it. We must vote Blue to get the majority in the house. SAVE AMERICA!

Democrats should beat them to it: “Republicans are putting their political agenda before the wellbeing of children.” Works both ways. And the Dems will also be speaking the truth, so it’s not underhanded.

That is not true with evangelicals. Their entire agenda is about bringing white Jesus to the non-whites across the globe. It starts with indoctrinating children into their fundamentalism.

Counterpoint: Trump has hit upon a master evil plan. He runs this strategy hard knowing how awful it is; forces Sessions to be its champion, including the disastrous biblical reference; and then uses Sessions as the fall guy when the inevitable rollback occurs, prompting Trump to fire Sessions for being the architect…

Assuming you’re just a major comic book nerd who actually takes Batman seriously (and not some kind of sicko troll who thinks this is all a big joke), I agree with you. I was less than a paragraph into this story when I realized they were forcing us to pull the “We don’t negotiate with terrorists” card. Because we…

As horrible as it is to say, I hope they don’t. You cannot negotiate with terrorists, and you never pay the Danegeld. It just encourages them to come back for, for worse, later. This is one of those hard choices, a genuine and for real hard choice, that conservatives used to talk glibly about before doing something…

This is like playing 1-dimensional chess. He is so obsessed with feeding his base that he forget that a lot of them are like this:

The people involved in implementing this policy are clearly craven and morally bankrupt individuals, more than I could ever imagine being. And I’m a pretty shitty person.

You know what I use for political leverage? AN ACTUAL LEVER. IT WORKS WONDERS. Having a giant simple machine really leaves an impression on my political opponents.

This is Stephen Miller operating behind the scenes. Trump is a fucking moron, I fully understand it now. Just so you guys know our democracy is def under attack. Wonder when we can start bringing out the guillotines

I was jumping up and down when this was happening. I told Mr. Penguin - it’s close, the press is breaking. I just hope I am right and they go after this bitch with not only reasonable questions, but defiance to her worthless answers.

I hate that woman.

They don’t care about children