Ah, catfishing. Starts out as a lark, something fun to do while you’re bored, and then next thing you know you’re in England wearing a wool hat and a strap-on.
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Mainly, it can’t be real because it didn’t happen in Florida.
She told police that she felt something was ‘not right’ so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis.
Well, we’re doomed. I guess I’ll go call a lawyer and start splitting up the china.
There’s a Mitchell and Webb Look skit about linden trees being planted in the late 1800’s, and Queen Victoria shocking everybody by announcing that they smell like cum.
That Corgi butt, tho....
What about butt munch? That was a great insult!
“The sisters weren’t convicted of any crimes, rather their sentence was punishment for their brother’s elopement.”
Dave is the best of all possible Francos and I kind of love him...
When I clip my cat’s nails, I have to ambush her with a blanket or towel and wrap her up like a burrito. then extract one paw at a time. She gives an unearthly yowl the whole time, while trying to bite me through the cloth. When I let her go, she’s indignant and runs off, until treats are procured as a peace offering.
They’re asking people to vote on whether they believe someone was the victim of sexual abuse?? What possible useful information is this supposed to garner? Are they also asking about other alleged crimes? Fuck.
THIS WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND HONESTLY PROBABLY TOP TEN ESSAYS I HAVE EVER READ ON THIS SITE I LEGIT CRIED LAUGHING
The Double Toilet Lemon-pants. Now I get it!
Man working with ladyparts; woman handling male parts.
Everything about this article is fucking weird, and I’m not sure why it’s in Pictorial.
This is Phoebe Cates playing and costumed as a high fashion fashion model in a high fashion fashion show in ‘Bright Lights Big City,’ released 1987.
I am gonna name my all girl group Vagina Popsicles.
Fuck LLL, seriously. I have one "innie" and one "outie" (in all reality, a Grade 1 and Grade 2 inverted pair of nipples), and between that and what my son's pediatrician calls a "hereditary stubby tongue", I just can't breastfeed without a ton of help...which basically rules out breastfeeding for practical reasons,…