Like wearing a white hood.

So instead of going out to the bars and nightclubs tonight, I decided to stay in my room and study. Upon opening my email, I found out that I got a six-credit internship! I the decided to check on my miles balance, and I found out I have 30,000 miles on it! I can go somewhere this winter! Where shall I go?

Get over yourselves, parasites. People with actual jobs will dress as they deem appropriate for their work, not what a bunch of do-nothing's want them to wear to cover their stop here on their eternal vacation.

I'm sorry, but if jeans are good enough for covering the FLOTUS, fashion goddess and ass-kicker that she is, jeans are good enough for covering Kate Middleton.

Maybe if you ask nicely they'll agree to take you back.

"...should comply with the dress code on formal occasions out of respect for the guests of The Queen, or any other member of the Royal Family."

These stories are so dissimilar in intent, crime and characters that your statement essentially makes no sense.

My mom took me on a trip to a store once when I was about three and there was a clown who gave me a balloon. Goddamn, I loved balloons. Soooo much.

When we got home, I learned the trip had been a distraction! My daddy had built me a swing set in the backyard! I must have been really into it because I let go of my…

Could've been worse!!

If I'm really honest with myself I can admit that this is how I might also react to some (probably annoying as fuck before this particular incident) obnoxious "but my hair!" teenager. BUT. That's also why I'm not a teacher. I may not drag them across the floor but I do know my fuse is shorter than the average bear. So…

Every time a crime occurs anywhere near me, I seriously consider whether I could have done it. If I was picked by the police, all they would have to do is keep leading me there step by step: Did you hear about this crime, what do you think about this crime, do you think you could have done it, if you could have done…

Hahaha yikes. God the american myth is just poison.

Everything you say is really backhanded and I hope you realize that that's obvious

OK, my bad, US Americans then. My point still stands that it's normal, particularly in Asian cultures.

I must admit I'll have a hard time feeling bad about judging something that essentially called me and mine not normal and/or emotionally immature. You're expecting people to get that you weren't talking about them,…

Thank you. One of my number on peeves (and I have a lot of peeves) is white people judging people for still living with their parents when it's perfectly normal over a large portion of the world's population.

I'm Asian, and it's pretty normal/traditional to live with parents until you get married in my culture. In many cultures it's normal to live with your families in a multigenerational household after you get married too. So you mind racism, classism, sexism, and homophobia, but not xenophobia or othering cultures…

My parents loaned me the money to start my own business and it changed my life. I refuse to feel bad about it and would never want to date someone who looked down on me for it.

This is GREAT, but to stay GREAT Jezebel needs to keep doing what it became famous for and that is calling out sexism, misogyny, etc. The current and recent Jezebel has really been disappointing. There's too much fluff and not enough feminism. If it keeps going this way you'll just be another Perez Hilton, a dying…

You did see the words "in some ways," yes? In other ways, no. And for some people, it would be the other way around. It's all awful. Plus, I was addressing the fact that even now there are still people who say that date rape isn't "real rape," as we've seen plenty of them commenting on these assaults.

Dude, the music videos are the only thing thats not a waste of time because theyre soooooo hilariously bad and all the comments are the worst type of angsty and rabid lana fans. And she used to have a different name (Lizzie grant or something?) and retooled her whole deal into the mess you see today.