Whatever. I never got one so how good could it be?

Couldve been from the night before... a few hours sleep won’t be enough if you got really drunk.

You mean free fertiliser in the road, right?

Cue...

Why can’t Dog think both?

Agreed. As an owner of 5 cats I can safely say Dogs Are the BEST.

Tell me more. What’s he wearing?

I hear Trump is thinking of getting her on board for VP.

Not ne of my 6 cats act like Ariana. They're all useless bastards thought, so they have that in common.

The only prank video you need on youtube is Trigger Happy TV. This twat can just fuck off already.

A++. Needs some ALL CAPS though.

To misquote Blackadder-

She won because the debates are about seeming to know what's what. It's just theatre, im not where actual policy is debated anymore...

So how’s about those statues in the background?

I hope he was saying that to a mirror.

So there’s Blink, Sabretooth, Sasquatch, Holocaust... Then Birdface, Busty Blue, Voldermort and Collverine?

Don’t get me started on how terribly inaccurate that get up was.

So you’re saying my plan of gluing a fleshlight to a Roomba might be worth kickstarting ?

Say hi to Boots.