I always just answer with "seemed a good idea at the time". I have no desire to talk with people about why I'm vegi.

it can't be. From my understanding everyone has picked her up already.

I hope whoever they hire to take care of this has the title of Troll Slayer on their business card.

Why is this news? Everyone knows Gabi don't fuck around.

I bet he could've passed a deflated ball a bit easier.

My 4 year old finds poop the funniest thing. One of my cats going to the liter box is comedy gold.

At first glance I read the title as "Hair Style Turns 21". I was a bit confused for a second.

what is it...

oh. My. God. Rambo vs Alien! Needs to happen.

there are few thing more traditional than having a mistress.

If the cop went "by the book" and did nothing wrong... THEN THE FUCKING BOOKS NEEDS TO BE CHANGED!

that would be awesome.

What I find most disgusting about this is how proud of her ignorance/bigotry she is.

In all my years of drinking I've never got Rape-drunk. Blackout-drunk, Think I can dance-drunk, vomity-drunk... funny that.

Asking for a friend.

Is asking them for directions outside the club at 4am while holding up your passed out friend okay?

Earth Boys are Easy.

My 4 year old daughter agrees. Can one be a Fire Monster Truck?

I don't agree with her view but if she does think being gay is a choice then I'd guess she sees it like one being an alcoholic or some such. You just need some counseling to get over whatever issues you have (probably not enough Jesus) and you'll be back to be a good, normal member of society.

If RBG wants to nap she can take a nap and everyone can just stop and wait til she's done.