I admire your idealism but lets be honest - all incarceration is going to do for these kids is to provide them with a PhD in crime. When they eventually get out after 20-25 years of taxpayer funded training, they’ll be even more dangerous. A fair trial to prove guilt followed by a quick and painless execution is the…

Perhaps he’s been- he’ll love this one- living under a rock.

He appears to be injecting a good bit of personal politics into this blog. Unfortunate.

I thought I accidentally opened MSNBC... 76% approval on his speech (FROM CNN!)... all but this tool

Nice to see you don’t let your own political views influence your writing.

The amount of handjobs we give these celebrities is insane. We’re ready to deem this woman a legend for her ridiculous speech tonight. Sure, she said some gods things, but killed it by implying she and her fellow artists are the only ones who get it. The rest of us are boring, unfeeling, simpletons.

What a fucking joke. Just another self-important, pretentious asshole showing how much better they are. If this was Lindsay Lohan you’d be calling her a cunt.

I’m a blue guy in the middle of a red state and I’m loving the political jokes as they come, and the proselytizing from Hollywood about the world’s problems don’t bother me.

I’m sorry, but the speech was pretty hokey. If Emma Stone made that same speech we’d call her just another self-involved, pretentious actor.

She’s amazing. MOST of her speech was amazing, but...

Moonlight. This is a movie about a gay black kid so if I try to make any joke about it I will be sent straight to Internet jail for life.

The real question is “for how long?”

“Socialism states that you owe me something simply because I exist. Capitalism, by contrast, results in a sort of reality-forced altruism: I may not want to help you, I may dislike you, but if I don’t give you a product or service you want, I will starve. Voluntary exchange is more moral than forced…

You guys already made a post about a semi knocked over from the wind just a couple weeks ago. We get it Jalopnik, you’re trying to show that big trucks are not immortal. Guess what, when semi trucks stop running, North America stops running. I suggest you guys look up the many articles about just how important semi…

Can we all remember the play that left Gawker Media in the dust?

SORRY I LIKE YOU GUYS BUT YOU ALL SUCK SO FUCK YOU

Absolutely! Lets enjoy it! It was a phenominal play to be sure.

This is the equivalent of celebrating Hillary winning the popular vote. Whoop-fucking-ee.

Yeah, the dude throws for 400+ yards and leads a comeback from 25 down, and this is what you post.

You clearly haven’t been alive long, she doesn’t even make it into the to 10. As funny as she is I’ll disagree.

Top 5 people who ever lived? As hilarious as she is, she’s not even in the top 5 funniest SNL cast members.