Ride that beast.

You should have hit 'em on the head with a stick.

Ok, so there's the square. There's triangles, and circles. An oval. Can't forget the oval. A rhombus. Oh...and rectangles. There are stars. I suppose you've got two of them. The 5 sided satan star, and the 6 sided Jewish star.

Because they shut the f*ck up and do their f*ckin' job with no expectation for praise. Most people think they can identify with that, when in truth few people can. Most people either don't do their f*ckin' job or don't shut the f*ck up or want everyone to praise and love everything they do. It's rare to get all…

Here's a tip:

That picture is kind of funny. The sign reading "Can you see me?" is just floating there in front of a wall. I wonder what it is you're not supposed to see.

If you say no to crack, you're a winner. Did you say no to crack?

Hi, welcome to the internet. On your left you will find endless bickering on a multitude of trivial subjects. On your right you will find a a treasure-trove of facts and figures involving these subjects. Down the center a varitable plethora of pornographic materials awaits.

I think the high number of votes for Game of Thrones and Firefly have answered that question. Both are popular, neither have themes that would make someone think, "The future," if played by themselves. I love both shows, but their themes stink.

But you don't find out unless you also put yourself down as masturbating to them, so you wouldn't find out unless three things happened:

If they masturbated to you, but you never masturbated to them, then you will never know. However, if you both masturbated to eachother, then you will both know.

The guy just wants to get off and specifically wants you involved in that. Don't be too hard on him. It's not easy being horny all of the time. Just saying, some understanding is nice.

To my friends: Cheers,

Where's the love for Knight Rider? That tune brings the sexy into sci-fi.

That was punny.

The reason the model took 6 weeks to calculate the results was because the guy using the computer was impatient and kept logging onto Facebook to play Varmville. The computer would crash, and he'd have to start all over again.

Two lasers? I think that's a major issue, because everyone will start making double-penetration jokes.

Has anyone else ever tried ripping a laminated piece of paper? Yeah, I say we make the cable out of laminated paper.

For the most part, yes. Another compelling part is The Trooper.

YOU"RE WRONG!!!! /nerd rage