I love post-apocalyptic stuff. It's awesome to see what our world would look like when it's all beat up and turned to sh*t.

I've found that living in a really cold fucking basement suite is a very effective method to reduce overheating.

@Taurus_McGee: It's not the worst mistake I've made all day, but I definitely feel bad making it.

As much as I the majority of his movies, the more I see Seth Green dressed up as The Green Hornet, the more I wish they had cast someone a little more serious for the role.

@girly: Harsh? No. I'd say it's a rather down to Earth viewpoint. After all, hemorrhoids is something people generally hide. If they're hiding inflammation, what else could they be hiding? You can't trust someone who hides things.

YEAAAAAAAH!

@girly: That seems to be the case, yes.

@Mani Camilee: So who did you leave the toys to?

"Sorry kids, but I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

See, it's atrocities like this that will force God to come down from Heaven to stand judgment over all mankind. I fear we will all go to hell for this.

It almost looks like some masterful glass-work. It's actually quite beautiful. Too bad it's so horrifying.

When I was playing the Starcraft 2 Beta, I was thinking, "Sweet, I don't really need to get a new computer."

That is so sweet.

@Altima NEO: HAHAHAHAHA!

@dmcshinobi: always gagged on the silver spoon.: I think Mario is the greatest video-game character because [insert insightful argument here].

@legendnthemaking: But on the other hand, cheap labor.

@Michael Dukakis: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? There's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third. There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex;…

Could it be the ability to make the consoles, but the inability to buy the consoles?

@Quilt: Huh...I didn't expect typing the # would make a link. Interesting.

If by saying Gordon Freeman they really mean Mario, then I completely agree with their #1 choice.