They should use Hiro's time travel abilities to skip right to your Step Three of canceling the show.

This saddens my Festivus. I'm putting away the aluminum pole.

Experimentation on this comment shows that 90% of it is sucking out my humanity.

@ubermex: That's a good point. Makes me think of some awful movies I've seen where there's a million things going on on screen, but generally you can't figure out what the hell is happening. No focus I suppose.

@MrGerbz: lol. Well played sir.

Chocowned.

I believe men are just as controlled for their views on sexuality, self-esteem, etc. as women are. Viagra. The belief that we must have expensive stuff to attract a women. The impossible standards delivered for men in porn create penis envy and a skewed view about women. Hell, what about the impossible standards…

@saintvsop: Touche.

@MrGerbz: You kind of missed my joke, but ok.

Huh...3D movies kind of force the viewer to pay attention to specific elements on screen. I never realized it until now, but 3D movies really baby the audience.

Let's be honest here. They're all just playing with the tools that Dungeons & Dragons gave them decades ago. None of these companies (Bioware, Square Enix, whatever) have evolved anything except the medium by which D&D is delivered. The stories are different and the dice are different, but it's all just D&D...with…

...isn't gambling illegal?

Look forward to a lot of backtracking.

@WhiteMåge is in fact a boy, damnit:

The slide! WOOT!

Damn! Bad timing. The soldier is my favourite class, but I'll be on the road this weekend. Uhg, and the place I'm staying at for Christmas doesn't have a decent computer or internet connection.

I haven't had a television is ages. Just my computer and a decent internet connection. Works great.

Flight? Pfft. I want to fly through space with Link. Lots of space. Sailing forever and ever in Wind Waker wasn't boring enough. I want to travel for lightyears.

@BigGreenMonster: I'm with you. Dark Crusade was the pinnacle. I still go back to play a campaign every now and again.

I had a roommate a year and a half ago who played WoW religiously. Sometimes, at 2 or 3 in the morning, I could hear him swearing his guts out at the game. He had to have been near 30 years old. I found it a bit disturbing.