Gay librarian here, to tell anyone who's interested that the official Library of Congress Subject Heading for the LGBTQIyaddayadda topic is "Sexual Minorities." And that's it.

Real life sucks losers like a7x Fan dry. If you wanna fuck with the eagles, you've gotta learn how to fly.

Great paté, guys, but I've gotta motor if I'm gonna make it to a7x fan's funeral.

Goddammit, Miller, did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

I'd give it all to the homeless. Every cent.

It's like, How much more fuck could this be?
And the answer is, None. None more fuck.

I'm with you on Nanobots. It's the first TMBG album in ages (since Apollo 18 maybe?) where I don't dislike a single song.

I wasn't afraid of Moz's hairy butt cheeks until Josh mentioned them.

…Specifically, if you want to buy shit, you must work bitch.

"My name is Will.i.am Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Dick.u.are."

Three days since the bitter feud
Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black dude

But if it's a glittery load, see your physician.

Sometimes it snows in April.
Sometimes I feel so bad.
Sometimes I wish the old site were never-ending
But all good things, they say, never last.

Well-played, Artemis. But most historians agree that Paul wrote it, even though John sings lead.

I am replying to a random post because I literally — yes, literally — can't tell if I'm logged into the damn site or what. So if this post goes through, then I guess I'm logged in?

Hey now, cool your jets, big guy.

One year I stayed at college all summer on work-study. The mail room would forward "important" stuff home to everyone, but catalogs, magazines & other third-class mail was just dumped in a box in the hall, for anyone to take.

TMBG, 1986:

It's like ten thousand dicks, when you're not really gay.
It's a Death Row contract when you hate Dr. Dre.

Don't say that you love me!
Just tell me that you're stuck in me!