Soft Boys, "Sandra's Having Her Brain Out"
Poi Dog Pondering, "Sandra on the Beach"
"Look at Me, I'm Sandra Dee" from Grease

"Honor your mistake as a hidden intention."

I know Gano and 'e knows Ono and she knows Bono and 'e knows Eno.

And any idiot would know that.

Had children. Discreet Music is apparently very popular in maternity wards. No lie.

Chips, dips, chains, whips… You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing.

THE A.V. CLUB:
Ash-faced priests jerking off dildos

Ayuh.

O-VAH HERE!

I like it.

…it's huddled naked on the stair

@avclub-114abfd756a96297ee60d3c4e2768e35:disqus  No, that's "This Must Be the Place," an overall good biography just about ruined by that theory running through the whole thing.

P.S. As if Andrew Ridgeley ever contributed anything to Wham anyway.

It was originally released as a Wham! single (and was on their album Make It Big), but on subsequent George Michael greatest hits compilations, it has often been attributed to him solo.

Anyone who likes Jellyfish, but didn't get to see them live, needs to YouTube a live video or two pronto. Sturmer is the bomb, def, tits, bitchen, amazeballs, and whatever stupid slang term the kids on my lawn come up with tomorrow.

@avclub-a8bb1c36715b6baaaf59598c0939b141:disqus  Thank you. Dedicated to you because you were listening.

Now back to the good part!

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…OF COCK?

@avclub-85d8ce590ad8981ca2c8286f79f59954:disqus  I just have to note that between British Steel (with their Halford connection), Sweaty Nipples, and Big Daddy Meatstraw, you were witness to an unparalleled singularity of gay innuendo.

@avclub-b87517992f7dce71b674976b280257d2:disqus You are not alone. "Both Belong" is my jam.