Here’s the thing, though. Peter Thiel is going to keep paying opposing batters to hit the ball to that exact spot.

Pros:

Whiplash the Rodeo Monkey is a national treasure.

I hear he’s the top pitching prospect in the Marlins’ farm system. Got some pretty good stats, including a great BAA.

The Cowboys, for the first time in a while, have a future.

This is nothing new. I’ve always found Avril’s hits injurious.

I’ve been rewatching Deadwood this week. It’s uncanny how much he looks like Steve, the loudmouth belligerent racist drunk who took over the livery and got kicked in the head by a horse.

I’m only 3 away from surpassing Elisha for the all time lead in the category of children killed by she-bear invocation.

Wins Above Resurrection

Jellystone Park gets no love and I thought this was a bear-friendly blog smh

Show some respect, man. The Hulkster has said a thousand times that he prefers to be referred to as the star of No Holds Barred or,if you must, Mr. Nanny.

Butler’s girlfriend Haleigh Bailey

He was busy protecting his own girlfriend, pictured here:

I’m all for remakes but did they really have to bring Kim Cattrall back for Mannequin 3.

He’s gonna be disappointed when he assembles them all and finds out it’s the “other” Ronaldo.

How the fuck you doin’, boys?

Much more tasteful than the women’s counterpart.

Why did they give him a bust of Jason Pierre-Paul’s forearm?

Between Amazon, Carmax and Tesla, the standard dealer model is not long for this world.

- New York Times, November 10, 1975