Jesse Orosco pitched in four decades and retired at age 46.

This is maybe an all-time Moonman moment.

“Gun” by CHVRCHES.

As one of her constituents, I wholeheartedly endorse her choosing a more productive use of her time during that constitutionally-mandated diatribe.

In my brief tenure as an editor at a small paper, I had to deal with: a paid columnist plagiarizing directly from a “for Dummies” book; a staffer who once filed 50 words on a local fundraising event combined with 450 words from a Wikipedia article on the topic; ownership that gave assignments directly to my reporters…

And CNHI at that point was one of the better chains to be working for, if that tells you anything.

This is the same university, mind you, that is in serious danger of losing its accreditation thanks to the governor firing and replacing the entire board of trustees last summer, and their foundation’s finances are a catastrophe as well. Plus there’s the whole “buying hookers for the basketball team” thing.

I think their preferred term now is “hosts.”

In my reporting days, I was fond of Voice Record Pro, which allows you to control playback speed, has WiFi download and can upload directly to Dropbox/Drive/Box.

The vice-president is sworn in first just for such a reason, to ensure continuity of government.

Most soccer shirts only have one sponsor on the front, though. It’s the having two that pushes it over the edge.

Tom Cruise was bartending at T.G.I. Friday’s at the beginning of “Cocktail” and that was not intended as a joke.

How nice of them to put a giant tribute to the Philadelphia Eagles’ old logo outside their stadium.

Is your news director Don Johnson?

So how do we feel about the new Banks & Steelz album?

“Allegedly.”

ERIC CANTOR, WE’RE GOING TO COOK IN EVERY SWING DISTRICT

I bet this is so much fun it makes him cry.

Nothing good has ever involved the phrase “president of the police union wrote a letter.”

Seems like that list is pretty long already.