ESPN blew their original spin on this story. Which was the Patriots were involved. They even named a name and encircled him in a spotlight during reporting.

Most of these problems are also the result of the servers not speaking up and asking clarifying questions like "Miss, a root beer float without ice cream is just a glass of root beer. Is that what you want? or "Miss, that bread is whole wheat. Why do you think it is not?"

Most of these stories eventually explain what the stupid person actually thought...the root of their stupidity...like not knowing what a scallop is or wanting your toast uncut. And really, just use your words. Please don't cut my toast. What is a scallop? Chocolate cake lady at least *asked* and learned something.

Maybe. I think just lonely

He loves the bars up in Williamsburg/Greenpoint. At the McCarren park line (hint hint).

I'm tempted to just copy and paste this into the comments on every single article about the Patriots. I'm so sick of the "history" and "reputation" bullshit. They were caught for something ONCE and received one of the stiffest penalties in league history as a result.

But maybe, at a time when every member of the media is already concluding that the Patriots did break the rules, they should prevent any leaks from the investigation to the media? Do they have any responsibility there?

*Night before the Cowboys game*

Dive bars, if you are a regular, are outstanding day or night. You know the bartenders well enough to have them comp you free drinks at least twice a visit - and this is balanced by the generous tips you give (I tip on the majority of drinks I buy), you know which bathroom to avoid (and aren't above dropping a deuce…

I wish the website that so frequently discusses white privilege actually acknowledged it in themselves.

Yeah amazing I don't believe you at all, And based off your bullshit article I have no reason to believe you. Its was a easy chance to trash a Republican and you took it without doing any real research on the story.

Can't be honest even in this piece. You were feed a lie from Gardner opponents campaign. Dave McKenna was in such a rush to trash a Republican he didn't really care about checking out the facts of the story and took one person word for it. Thats called being a hack. McKenna should be fired for being such a crappy hack…

Does anyone really give a fuck about celebs nudes anymore? Back in the 70s and 80s when getting porn was tough, these would matter. Now I can pull up my phone and get wacking within 10 seconds (and be done in 30). Back in the 80s and early 90s, i'd spank it to the cover of the old mini HBO guides if a female was on…

every day one step closer to idiocracy

How come no one has brought up that ESPN had to scroll the names of the Germans who scored because otherwise the information box would take up too much of the screen. I didn't even know that was an option!

Did you see Brazil against Chile? Against Mexico? Brazil wasn't one of the 4 best teams in this tournament. They were going to lose. I'm just glad it was in such epic fashion because it has been that much more entertaining.

Nobody on the internet eats fast food!

Mayonnaise and everything with mayonnaise in it is an utter abomination.

Dream scenario: Both Germany and Portugal each win 3-0. Bwahaha.

Deadspin, 6/25/14: "They met for three-and-a-half hours, then vapidly announced that the game's result couldn't be altered by any outside body because, well, um, it couldn't."