I recently went to a very nice, very expensive restaurant for my anniversary, and I considered the meal one of the best I've ever had. The food was delicious, creative and beautifully presented. It was a 10-course tasting menu, so it's a given the portions are small. I wrote a five-star review of it on Tripadvisor,…

He needs a GoPro strapped to his head. At least we would get the benefit of his up close ball watching.

Well when you have applications out for three different fast food restaurants you would too.

This is probably the only way Melo will ever have a chance to win a championship.

*7-1

Squad still has Essien, Gyan, Boateng, Muntari, Asamoah, Kingson, Mensah...

Remind me — how many players do we have playing at Champions League clubs like Milan, Juventus, Porto, Schalke, etc. at the moment.

They don't have the pace to play on the counter against Portugal.

There are a couple others like this and then 2-3 groups of death. Pretty bullshit set up.

The United States could host the World Cup next month if necessary and not have to build a thing. There are literally 70 stadiums in this country that meet FIFA's capacity requirements and every major city in America has enough hotels and transit infrastructure to handle the tourists. The '94 World Cup that we hosted…

I miss the 90s internet. I miss personal webpages, and fan pages and web rings. Sure, if the person coding the site didn't have an eye for design, you wound up with laughably bad color schemes and spinning mailbox gifs everywhere, but those sites had actual personality, and felt as if they were created by real people…

Every corrupt FIFA voter would probably also support a re-vote. What's better than being able to sell your vote twice?

I'm sure it's a pure coincidence that the FBI is investigating him a year or so after he complained about oppressive tax rates.

I'm the EXACT opposite. Of course, when I settled down and really started dating with the mindset of finding a likeminded lady to make a life with, all the women were either getting or had already gotten tattoos here or there. For some reason, it was far, far percendent of a bone-killer; if I spotted a woman in some…

For me, it's when a commentator says "the National Football League." They say some shit like "you have to run the ball to win in the National Football League." Hey asshole we know what the NFL stands for. Bonus fuck you to the New York Times for abbreviating it as the N.F.L. instead of NFL like everybody else does.

Why do NFL assholes insist on saying "NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE" instead of NFL? They just want to sound all hardo or what?

I've recently been rejected by a guy who is "going places" because, I suspect, I don't fit the image of the person he imagines by his side as he moves up his ladder. I think it is both appearances and personality in my case.

The image you found while searching for "Native American facial Hair" that looked like an 19th century hipster with a smug look; was it this one that popped up in my search?

"The other day I was at a party with my wife's work friends, and I saw a guy there holding his beer with a napkin. So the condensation doesn't get his hands wet? No way this is cool for a guy to do, right?"

Would you rather always be able to use your own toilet or always be able to sleep in your own bed?

Turns the TV onto ESPN in any hotel room he enters.