The first sentence of that statement was so full of buzzy jargon BS my brain melted and died a little....

You can get the best endings in ME3 without touching the MP; you just have to do everything.

There they go, walking down the hall like a bunch of zombies, heads buried in their devices.

The NYT, and these parents, need to mind their own fucking business. Whenever I hear parents talking about how their kids need to play less games or spend less time on the computer, THIS is what I think of:

“What are you going to do when you’re married and stressed? Tell your wife that you need to play Xbox?”

As a mid-30s guy who played a lot of games, specifically Animal Crossing and its built in sense of virtual community, during all of this to keep sane and in touch with friends and family, this NYT article can kindly fuck off. I’ll keep sussing my 8-year-old nieces and nephews in Among Us from afar on a weekly basis (be…

I’m glad that they do. I much prefer swapping some rechargeable batteries than having to dock and charge a controller.

Elsewhere there’s Fuzion Frenzy, an absurd, ersatz Mario Party clone with a bizarre Jet Set Radio art style, which is best known for being one of the most ancillary launch titles of all time. If you opened up an Xbox on Christmas morning with a copy of Fuzion Frenzy instead of Halo you probably still carry trauma to…

Rational Me: “Bioware isn’t what it used to be, the recent departures were an even more clear sign of that, and given that it appears to be Liara in that trailer it means that there’s going to be a lot of ME3 related branches that are going to be an utter nightmare to tie up. I don’t see a way they can do it without…

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No one is “stuck” in a Gold or Gamepass subscription. This isn’t a gym membership where they’ll all but take your first born child to keep you signed up. It’s one click on the website to cancel. “But I want the products offered though” is not being “stuck” in the subscription, that’s called... wanting the products…

This really doesn’t give a compelling reason as to why a person shouldn’t use the self cleaning feature. We run ours about once a year. Common sense says you should remove any large chunks of food or spills before running it. It doesn’t smell great when the self cleaning cycle runs, but we’ve never had a house full of…

I hope some of the bugs and performance issues I’ve been experienced get ironed out. Like many users Quick Resume works half the time or not at all and I’ve had random dashboard issues throughout these 3 weeks.

Not only is it not difficult, Apple has been doing it successfully for much higher volume products for an actual decade. There is no reason the video game industry should be struggling like this with so much prior art out there for how it should be done. Not that iPhone preorders are always smooth - far from it - but…

I have a fantastic Samsung 4K tv and the lack of 120Hz + the impending delivery of my Series X is sending my brain down a train of thought of which my wallet does not approve.

No one cares

I just think that everyone, everywhere, that has a lick of sense is burned out. The US is currently in a death march to November, and no matter the results the world will change.

I’m kinda enjoying this stuff where all the kotaku authors are trying to write tip articles that are just hilariously bad because they’ve only been playing the game for a couple days when all the real advice is in the comments sections xD

Yeah, Theseus can be a pain, at first. Of course, practice makes perfect, but here is a few tricks I learned.

The best way to fight them is to play patient, ignore Theseus for a while and lure Asterius into the outer area. You can see a little reticle on you when Theseus is charging up a spear throw, so you can use that to time a dodge or make sure you’re behind a pillar while you focus on Asterius. For him, best approach is…