I’m always amazed by the people who seem to think Hillary just rode Bill’s coattails for experience when it seems to me that every success Bill ever had on his path to the presidency came from having Hillary. Bill Clinton would never have been President of the United States if not for her (and he knows it).

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

It’s not on her to lead us out of anything. She very likely will, because that is how she is wired, but this is a mistake of our own doing. We might have to figure out how to fix it ourselves, without Hillary, Barack. Michelle or even Bernie.

Never never ever.

I will NEVER not be heartbroken over this election.

“I was having every emotion I’ve tried to get rid of over the past few weeks,” audience member Jordan Serpone told The New York Times. “She shouldn’t be here. She should be planning her cabinet.”

“McKinney prides itself in cultivating the highest standards of training and professionalism for our officers, and it strongly believes that its standards and training will withstand legal challenge.”

former County Supervisor Andy Kunasek allegedly told team owner Ken Kendrick to “take your stupid baseball team and get out” and go back to “fucking West Virginia.”

The Eagles everyone. Doing their best to make the Bills look functional.

A reporter should not be subject to any fan conduct policy; a reporter is not a fan, he/she is a working member of the media.

“(they’re woke but not like super woke)“

For some reason that “NO WAY!” is cracking me up. It’s like something from a Midol commercial: “Sure, tests can get me down. But my period- NO WAY!”

Yeah, I can’t believe anyone would ever think otherwise. Obama would have won hands down over pretty much anyone the GOP put up; he certainly would have mopped the floor with that orange idiot.

Hillary didn’t fucking fail. She beat Trump by nearly three million votes.

Because there is still a stingma. You have to be in relationships and procreated by a certain age, or you are a looser or there is something wrong with you, and no one cares that you are happy being alone.

What is it with other people being so goddamn shitty about other people lives and their lifestyle choices? These are the same people who can’t imagine a married couple being childless by choice. Not everyone wants the same things in life but that doesn’t mean their lives are without content.

V’Ger signals the creator!

Real life lawyer here.

I...I drafted DeAndre Hopkins above this man