“Man, whoever heard of a bunch of older privileged, entitled, pasty white guys from St. Louis feeling irrationally aggrieved about a young black man? That’s just crazy talk, brah”

-Not a single person in the United States

I just don’t see how you can truly be feminist and vote conservative. Unless your view of feminism is anti-abortion and anti-BC-access....

You know these are the Diamondbacks, right Barry? Don’t be surprised one day when you’re on the subway and you get a fastball to the ribs.

DOC, sorry, probably could have made clearer — i hadn’t even thought about privatized prisons doing this, my gawd

As someone who was abused by a prominent member of the BDSM community and deleted my social media accounts because I couldn’t handle seeing him praised as a “feminist”, I’m awed by Stoya’s bravery. I hope she gets all the support she deserves.

“Julie No-Last-Name” a truly valued member of the Waffle House family. Yep.

I don’t understand why everyone feels that any in depth discussion on art is pretentious, and why they get so pissy about that? OMG ART SO HIGHBROW~!111 STOP BEING SO EXCLUSIVE!. Is there any way to discuss art at all without being accused of being pretentious? Maybe using smaller words? If the english is poor enough…

Depends on the pigment of the shooter’s skin. They could just be mentally ill.

This is Terrorism and I would not be surprised if this garbage was born in the USA.

So what do you get out of Soda’s piece? What’s your intrepretation? Why does the work resonate with you? Do you have any critique for it?

I’m not shocked or anything since the Commentariate Queens here consistently suck, but it makes me really really sad how fucking negative everyone on Jezebel is towards art, artists, and particularly young female artists. Sad. You are all very sad. Mark, props to your thoughtfully and tastefully written article.

If anyone’s curious why Mr. Wells starts off his statement with “Every time this happens,” well, let’s just say he has a long and sordid history of this kind of behavior. Specifically, he was the guy that made so much noise over Jennifer Lawrence being “too big” for The Hunger Games, and said that readers should…

A big reason this is rarely called may be that the umpire is usually not in a position to hear a simulated count. Sometime around or before 2011, the NFL moved the position of the umpire to a location behind the offense, where he’s unlikely to hear a simulated snap count. However, for the last five minutes of each…

A planned parenthood in Ohio was the only place that would treat me when I was having pregnancy complications with no health insurance. I was visiting family, and just found out I was pregnant the day before I left. I woke up one morning during my visit with intense cramping and severe bleeding. I had no idea what to…

I volunteered on a sexual assault hotline for a few years, and you’d be surprised how common stories these are... I frequently talked to women maybe twice my age who had a devastating experience in their teens that turned into drug addiction, depression, and everything in between for years after. And the degree to…

I know someone whose entire instagram account looks like this picture. One of my other friends rage texted me about it the other day and I had to talk him down.

That’s a shitty and incredibly patronizing thing to say. Just because you don’t believe it doesn’t mean you need to dismiss everyone who has had those experiences. It doesn’t have anything to do with logic. Go stroke your own dick to a true crime show.

Not scary at all but an update for those of you who remember my story from last year about our friendly ghost named Seymour:

Being locked up is traumatic and horrifying. People like to think only really evil people get sentenced to time. That's not the case at all.