Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

Thank God the shield pickups are automatic now. I usually get downed whenever I stop to try to pick one up! 

Silent Violent Haze is also the name of the new Ben and Jerry’s flavor specifically marketed at the lactose intolerant.

I don’t think the woman is necessarily wrong. Two victims in this story are the kids who were uprooted from their homes in Colorado to play for Art Briles in Texas, only to be ruled ineligible. However, it doesn’t change who Art Briles is and that rules have been broken.

All true but why is the band at jeopardy even rhetorically in this. The band will play as long as the game is played. The band should be able to get more attention if the team is bad (people go to concessions and bathroom during 2nd quarter instead of halftime if the team is bad).

This is an intense and well-written story, the exact type of stuff that nobody but Deadspin is doing.

Yeah, they even got to roast Megan Greenwell, who didn’t exactly leave under the best terms.

Here’s the thing though: When you actually HAVE free time? You’re not stressed. Stress makes people tired, and need naps. Rich folks with free time never even THINK about napping. Well, except the ones who do lots of drugs. Now THOSE guys have shit figured OUT.

I think we’re underestimating the real heroes for Washington in this situation - Dan Snyder and Bruce Allen. By concentrating the suckiness of DC sports into a fiery black hole, they make it possible for other area teams like the Caps, Nats, and Mystics to have a window where success, while not assured, is possible.

Oh my god. OH MY GOD. I can’t believe that happened.

Must’ve been a pretty big track you tested it on, considering the size these things are compared to normal cars.

I worked for a company that essentially began this way, in the late 90s, when individual fan sites for things were still a thing. We offered free hosting on our well-known domains for enthusiast sites in exchange for running an ad banner (yes, a single one). We also ran hubs on those domains that relied extensively on…

Always love plans that are literally based on the scheme of a pyramid.

Man U is still owned by the Glazers. As a Bucs fan, I assure you they will continue to find new and exciting ways to fuck things up across the pond.

Oooh, do I smell fan fiction? Troymaine Pope, Pope of Troy, Maine

First Jaguars Junction, now The Blowhole? I anxiously await Deadspin’s next column on Florida’s NFL franchises, The Sinking Ship, a Buccaneers blog written by Tim Burke.

Troymaine Pope (real player), not to be confused with Troy, Maine (real place)