You could lose an eye doing that.

A single that is a walk is known as a ‘swingle’.

Based on the number of plays for me it’s “Japan” by Tycho, which is wild because it just came out last month. So I must love this song.

He cooled down.

“Rosin bag” is also Goose’s nickname for his scrotum. 

“The arresting officer said he was ‘full of piss and minegar.’”

What In The Hell Is Happening In The NL?

I love swearing. A properly placed “fuck this fucking fuck” is so satisfying as an emotional release, I say it regularly as a way to avoid therapy.

I will admit though that there is something so heinously hilarious about non-expletive insults when you’re insulting another person, that sometimes it’s the superior move…

Probably because you didn’t read the article.

Holy fuck! It’s way worse than I thought. He lost most of his legs and torso too!

Soon we’ll all be coo-coo for coco gauff

Meanwhile, Dan Shaughnessy’s left doing the chores:

This is especially effective as a troll job because of who wrote it.

Sure we can. Just this way.

Pascal was so awesome, he made me believe in God.

Mountain West? Why only focus on them and not the rest of the Group of 5? What about the Sun Belt, Southern, American Athletic and Conference USA? 

I bet all his tweets go viral.

You mean that time they started a black QB on December 3, 2017 and then the coach and GM got fired on December 4, 2017? 

The worst thing I ever heard was my friend who was on a date and puked over the side of a parking garage. Then he felt something hit the back of his head. Someone was puking in the same spot above him.

Because they’re there.