If an accident happens in Russia and no dash cam recorded it, did it really happen?

This was my favorite bit of Flacco merch

Relevant:

That thread was a lot of fun. Pretty much made my day

Joe Flacco believes the US education system could be improved with more standardized testing.

Joe Flacco's hobby is balancing his checkbook

Flacco doesn't like white picket fences and aluminum siding because they're too showy.

Joe Flacco definitely enjoys unsweetened tea.

Sometimes when Joe Flacco is feeling really adventurous, he'll put a slice of lemon in his ice water

Joe Flacco's wife imagines life without him to be exactly the same as life with him.

Joe has a secret recipe for ice water.

Joe Flacco discreetly turns down the bass on the new Mumford and Sons single because he's pretty sure he heard the Corolla's rear windshield vibrate a bit.

Joe Flacco buys pocket t-shirts in bulk due to their "functionality."

Baltimore area Papa John's offer free toppings for every touchdown the Ravens score on gameday. Come Monday, Joe Flacco still orders just cheese.

Joe Flacco finds mayonnaise to be too spicy.

I'll just say what everyone is thinking: "What if Ray Lewis was white?"

Sorry for any confusion...my attempt at snark was directed straight at the author of this post. I agree with wanting to see Neymar's goal.

Thanks for your take on this, Sean, but I'll wait to make my own decision on the helmet matter until I hear both sides of the argument.

No surprise. Cubbies are never within striking distance.