When Flacco goes to the beach, he reminds everyone to apply sunscreen every 45 minutes.

I had forgotten all about the chainsaw penis. Could they get away with that today? Ahahahaha!

Well, damn, I was trying to straggle the truth/jest line. I wanted it all, as I actually don't mind it so much, and actually am interested in seeing how he scored. I just figured, if it was brilliant enough, that I could relive it sooner rather than later!

Of course, Neymar scores. Let's get a post/update with video of his score please. Hell, make a new post Greg. It's his first Spanish goal for the wunderkind! That has to mean something, a validation, some really bombastic words, I say.

Eh nevermind.

+1 good laugh at the computer

The gap between the haves and the have nots continues.

Pedantic moment, but it is the Intracoastal.

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I do agree with the whole "winging it" with their bowl measurements. I'm actually a fan of their pinto beans, and when ordering their bowls, I always tend to ask for "just a little more." Without fail, they tend to do more than a little, which I never complain about. I do like the meat thing though, and I'll have to…

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That awkward internet moment sure gets yas. Oh just me? Welp, I'll see myself out now!

Oh wow, that just made me sad. Christ, his columns for SI back in the day were so enjoyable. He just had a way worth words, and his stories for the power rankings were great as well. Man... stupid strokes. *kicks at a random pebble on the ground*

Only, we aren't suggesting they befall the same fate, just that... you know, silenced.

In this case, I'll accept both! Yeesh, what a lovely pair.

This. But sadly, silenced forever. Imagine the "fun" had we had all that dissemination of information back then!

What's sad, that is actually just an internal monologue.

Infamous brothers DUAN:

+1, and an extra +1 if Drew misses this.