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Shouldn't this come with an addendum "*of course, send all your athlete receipts to tips@deadspin.com"?

WOW, +1 for almost retiring the whole side on two pitches.

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Just look at these fucking homeless hoopster shirts.

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Man, I remember watching Saints games with my dad all the time before the line came out, and when it was first shown, it had that moment "Of course that should be there." It was so thoroughly awesome, that my memories of previous games, heartbreaks, and enthusiastic cheers are some how rewritten as I cannot remember…

Can't stop looking at this accidental face!

Yes

Your legendary abilities to eat old chocolate will be sorely missed. God speed, and more Griffey Choco Bars to you (that is a thing right?).

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Alright, but what is the secret to left over fries? Those are just the worst and never revert to how good they were originally!

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Now I'm hungry.

Clearly, first thing that came to mind.

That exclamation point is killing me. +1

Let's get that football and basketball out of their hands.

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