I have pepto tablets at my desk at all times (I can stomach the chewables but only bc I am usually dying for instant relief). Every time “something” is going on with me, it starts with my stomach. Those disgusting pink charcoal pucks are a fucking lifesaver.

I have pepto tablets at my desk at all times (I can stomach the chewables but only bc I am usually dying for instant…

every time i watch twister (also my favorite movie) i fall in love with someone new. I cannot see kansas on a map without thinking of wakita.

what a fucking roller coaster. congrats bobby! i will see this movie now.

i truly applaud deadspin’s dedication to always showin me some dick when i’m at work.

thank you for doing this work, i was sick of trying to keep track on twitter.

omg those teeny tiny pig toes. so prancy.

my mom recommended the outlander series to me and when i started it i was like OHMYGODMOM.

you’re lucky I trust you Barry

i am from south florida and Plies is a rapper, AMA

straight up to my faaaace

gah, the moms!

this show is supposed to make me cry and it never does and I started to get worried about my emotions and maybe i’m dead inside? but then the season finale of top chef made me cry so fuck you milo and yr sexy towel body.

although we do not have children together, and aren’t famous millionaires, this reminds me so fucking much of my split. I hope he can get the help he needs man BC this shit is so hard and draining. stars ARE just like us.

If you married kobe buffalomeat would you take his last name?

i’ll just say what we’re all thinking—

shout tf out to samer’s dad

God, that happens to me every year! The best part is that I’m never the most embarrassing mess. Omg, what if this is my year??

also was everyone asked if they like camping or?

damn, these girls love chapstick

that does not say ISIS