I realize that its more of a safety thing now than anything else (either the weirdo thing wasn’t safe, or making the car safe is so expensive now they can’t afford to put money into weirdo stuff and keep the price down), so there is no comic-book-esque supervillain to shake our fists at...

Your mother was a Yugo, and your father smelled of starter fluid!

Damn, I don’t know why but I think those were some of the best wheels to come on a vehicle. My dad had on his 94 Jimmy, wish I had on my 92 S10 Blazer.

So, basically, he’s a real life Colin Robinson.

I used to love the ‘Swing’ feature on a friends Mazda 626 in college. Basically you pushed a button and it made the center air vents constantly rotate back and forth so they were blowing out the a/c like an oscillating fan.

99.9% of the time, Torch’s ravings over automotive quirk feature finds make me question his sanity.

THE AV CLUB

Just by adding struts to the top corners would make it massively more stable.

Fuck Middleditch and his show.  Check out Wetterlund’s new series Resident Alien.  It just got renewed for a second season, and she has a role in it.  

Closer to livestock, but even dumber, noisier, & smellier.

Use of the word “shall” is common in regulatory guidelines and is used to indicate a firm requirement.  Whereas the word “should” indicates a recommendation or suggestion.

I HATE the 3rd generation Camaros because they were underpowered, poorly-built, and had bad interiors.

Toyota MR2 Spyder.

Okay, okay. I’ll do another one soon. 

Is it a save if you poop so hard that the impact to the floorboard brings the car back down? 

It may just be psychological but I swear is someone else is pumping on the other side of me it goes slower.