There is no definition of classic TV that does not include the original Lost in Space.

What the fuck is this I’m hearing about a 4 hour cut!?! I want it! I want it now! As it is my only problem is Killmonger wasn’t developed enough and this makes me think his character was left on the cutting room floor.

That’s why I want her to play The Joker.

Bucky: I’ve had lots of noms de guerre.

So part of the production process involves playing with Star Wars toys and acting out the scenes you’ve written, Dark Helmet style. I fucking knew it.

This movie is fucking rad and I will fight people who say it’s not.

I never really thought of the racial context of Blade before, but you just really put it into focus for me. Holy shit.

Well, it looks like the stakes have been raised.

This and the angry little Corolla of the late 90s are the only cars I’ve really contemplated trying to import when they’re eligible, and I’d probably be That Guy and do one up in full livery.

But what about the lemon twist in my martini? Surely that is my road to health and happiness?

it slams the reset button with both fists and never stops winding back the clock.

“Sentient”...

RE: Your family’s response

Naw, give him a Jar-Jar Binks movie. He’ll probably make him the most popular Star Wars character of them all.

I hear they’ve recently loosened the restrictions on the fogging the mirror part.

Should the kids get off your lawn too?

I agree, they aren’t right for each other and he should just move on. The fact they go for days without talking is probably the biggest indicator that he shouldn’t have proposed.

Gonna get in touch with the Kinja folks and see if they can engineer some downvoting just so I can downvote this.