Alright Kotaku... I need your help!

Here's what you want:

Glad to hear... maybe I'll hold off on buying it for a bit.

This raises the question to me...

Got a link to that? Not challenging you just want to read about it...

Still... it's not a very good joke.

What track record are you looking at?

It won't? Who said that?

I've been spending all week inviting people over to play through it and just watching them play. It's great! The game really is different every time.

I have to admit one time I was traveling next to someone with a really long scarf and I was bitten twice by the snake monsters I kind of WANTED them to get caught... Then they actually did and I realized I had to watch the entire thing happen and I felt awful about it.

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This, so much this. I followed so many people doing so many things... And when it ended up they were investigating nothing I wasn't at all angry.

Exactly what jumping are we talking about in this article... just in general?

I understand completely where you're coming from. It's only 2 hours long at most and it's $15...

I waited for several people on my frist play through and I didn't even realize there were trophies. I just didn't want to leave someone else behind.

Is this sarcasm or is it possible you actually missed the point as much as humanly possible?

I could not possibly be less offended by this story.

JONTRON ON KOTAKU!!!

I think it was great they did the exhibit... Had a chance to go while home over spring break.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.