Next you'll tell me progress has actually been made on MarioKart: Source!

Damn your foresight!

oops... Wait... if you were being sarcastic in a way that that was supposed to read... "I'm not actually annoyed that this is an FPS," than you were being sarcastic about being sarcastic... right?

Is the co-op here online, offline or both? I suppose I'll just download it and try...

Because people are stupid. :D

Really? You realize you could demean almost any game by making a joke like that, right?

Things you never thought you'd say... :D

See: Bastion

That's the joke I was telling :D

You are so... so confused.

What about a Warner Bros indie game?

I think nobody can agree mostly because the gameplay isn't really the point... is it? I mean... I loved the crap out of Bastion and think it deserves all of the praise it's getting, there's even a physical copy of the soundtrack sitting on my desk right now... but the gameplay itself wasn't phenomenal or anything.

But how did you get said password and username?!

I never used the word pathetic. Just annoying and a bit snobby.

Assuming your username is a reference to Cracklin' Oat Bran I'm deeply in love...

Exactly, this is why I want to find a way to get a real username... but it eludes me!

So I've gotta finally ask... how does everybody sign into Kotaku?

Because if you really thought it was pedantic enough not to matter you wouldn't have said it. You're asking Kotaku to pay more attention to the accents of a transliteration of a Polish name than most websites that speak specifically on the topic of classical music do. Even musical criticism in modern print…

Would have been a good joke...

Yep... you're being pedantic. Very, very pedantic.