Yah, who funded this thing? Big Chiropractory?

People love to bitch about how they don’t want career politicians , but politics is a career, and one where you need a certain level of education to be successful. Having a President who is ignorant of the law gives you this garbage, where in the same week he publicly declares he wants to violate the First Amendment an…

I would pay good money to kick these two and several million of their truly fucking weird sycophant followers off a mountain.

I’m confused. If there end up being multiple vaccines, how can one company monopolize the patent and reap all the benefits and profit? Why won’t anyone think of the shareholders?

Have you ever been to a Broadway show? I love movies, but the experience is in no way comparable.

How much more inconsiderate could these kids get? Don’t they understand that it’s time to open the country again? How are their parents going to go back to work if they have to hang around a hospital all day?

But haven’t you heard? They sold expensive castors and you can build a PC for SO MUCH LESS Appleisforsheeeeeeeeep!

James Woods gets my vote.

I guess this makes Tom and Rita real crisis actors. 

That kind of snark will be lost on some of the Kotaku commentariat. If only there were some sort of sports site known for its culture of snark where your comment would be universally appreciated.

Thank you for not sticking to video games, Luke.

He plays for the Suns, his season ended in November. #ripdeadspin

Fuck impeachment. I want him tried at the Hague.

While 300 sounds low, all tests have both false positives and false negatives. The negative effects of inaccurate tests can be reduced by limiting testing to people at higher risk - using pre-test probability.

TLJ is the best of the sequel trilogy. Hands down. It’s also better than most of the prequels.

Some fools are hoarding masks. Me? I’ve been hoarding lungs.

I was recently attacked by crows who viciously beat me and left me for dead. I believe I may be patient-zero for Corvid-19. 

Looks like all us X-Boneheads are going to trace some rays!