99% of people can’t drain their battery? I think they’re generally pretty damn good at it.

That’s entirely possible. I just thought it was funny that it was the next comment.

Never underestimate...

All you have to do is drain the battery completely or disconnect the battery from the system board (if you’re capable of opening the phone). That will reset the system clock and you’ll be back up and running.

Around here we call that pulling a Walker. Fuck that guy.

Have you ever seen Hot Rod? Danny McBride is hilarious in that movie.

There’s one interesting piece to this. I have to buy the digital version of the game from Microsoft at $59.99 to get the free PC version. Since I’m an Amazon Prime member, I can preorder the hard copy of the game (which still comes with the Alan Wake 360 game) for $48.00. Is it worth getting the digital game and the…

Lampreys are proof that there is no God. No higher being would create that fucking monster.

Jesus Christ... Apple info like this gets leaked all the time. Not everything is a conspiracy...

Every company does this. Also, Apple has patents for what they claim has been copied by others. I don’t see patent disputes from these other companies...

I had the Dragonzord when I was a kid but I was never able to get my hands on this one. My cousin had one so I was constantly struck with jealous rage as he put together and took apart his Dino Ultrazord...

You should have, like, a billion stars. You made me lol.

Unfortunately not yet. Their brains are too small even for this.

Green Bay is your prime example. The stadium seats almost the entire population of Green Bay itself.

Guns are their security bankeys.

Any talk whips them into a frenzy. That’s what they do.

To be fair, even anti-gun control folks are generally pretty clueless about technology as well...

Are you a snake?

Fuck snakes. That is all.

Yeah, no movie is going to be perfect but I feel like The Force Awakens is, indeed, a perfect Star Wars movie. I loved every aspect of it.