Made me lol. However, just a nitpick. He says “Now, this is podracing!”

Uh, it’s not the Packers owners. It’s the team President that represents the Packers as the “owner” at league meetings. The Packer shareholders don’t actually make any decisions...

Didn’t you know that Chinese people come pre-packaged and pre-assembled to ensure consistency?

Yeah, I have Time Warner where I live. I don't have a data cap but I'm paying $80 a month for 50 down and 5 up.

And then fax those bad boys!

No, you have to do the jingle.

I found the new TMNT mildly entertaining but this is coming from someone who has totes full of old toys from the animated show collecting dust at his parents’ home.

Trucknutz are a sign of devolution.

Came here to make a Floyd Mayweather joke. Was too late. Damn.

A mass shooting is a mass shooting whether it’s gangbangers gunning each other down over a busted drug deal or a nutjob shooting up an elementary school. They have one common link and that’s guns. They make the killing that much easier and that much more efficient. There HAS to be something that can be done. Australia…

As long as it's not GMO of course...

Nope, we hug around here!

Did you not see the statistic that there has been more mass shootings this year than days? We are averaging over 1 mass shooting PER DAY! How fucked is that?

It's not to scare the kid. It's to make the parents more aware.

“They’re not saying boooo, they’re saying RGTWWWWOOOOOOOOOO... because they’re dumb as fuck.”

This is a good point. I graduated high school in 2005 and we were just starting to do “Lockdown” drills in response to these incidents. I think calling them Active Shooter drills and having them frequently is the way to go. We need to change the mindset of people. At this point, apathy is literally killing people.

Yup. I’ve gone on dates with girls from OKCupid and POF. I’m currently dating one of those girls from POF. Also, didn’t cost me a dime.

By “Soviet and American” weapons I meant the fully-automatic AK-47s and Stinger Missiles. A vast majority of the people in that crowd would have shit their pants instead of returning fire had that gone wrong. I still stand by my comment. Also, that was what, maybe 100 people?

I’ve only seen the first season but that has got to be the best part so far...

Oh, you mean against the people armed with Soviet and American weapons that have been at war for 40 years? Yeah, I’d like to see Joe Shmoe wriggle his fat ass out of his lazy boy, grab his AR-15 and defend his 2nd amendment rights. Jesus Christ...