No, you have to do the jingle.

Came here to make a Floyd Mayweather joke. Was too late. Damn.

“They’re not saying boooo, they’re saying RGTWWWWOOOOOOOOOO... because they’re dumb as fuck.”

By “Soviet and American” weapons I meant the fully-automatic AK-47s and Stinger Missiles. A vast majority of the people in that crowd would have shit their pants instead of returning fire had that gone wrong. I still stand by my comment. Also, that was what, maybe 100 people?

Oh, you mean against the people armed with Soviet and American weapons that have been at war for 40 years? Yeah, I’d like to see Joe Shmoe wriggle his fat ass out of his lazy boy, grab his AR-15 and defend his 2nd amendment rights. Jesus Christ...

And Predator drones. Don’t forget Predator drones.

I can’t even... That’s failed logic. Again, they were fighting people with the same weapons. Also, you’re assuming that everyone in the military is going to side with the people fighting back.

That’s a dumb argument now-a-days. When the Bill of Rights was written, it was possible for a populace to fight back against the government when the government only had muskets and cannons.

Yeah, negative. As in, like, less than zero. Somebody give that man some HGH.

Jesus Christ... that gave me heartburn.

Doug Pederson is the obvious choice. The dude rode the pine behind Favre for like a thousand years.

Ha, glass hammer. And his name is Chip.

Trust your heart. You know what is true.

Yeah, because you can conceal a handgun. A rifle, not so much.

How about aiming at the abdomen and hips? Ya know, like you’re taught to tackle.

I’m guessing the Browns.

“Sometimes you really have to do some digging to get them.”

Ha! You magnificent bastard. +1 belt.

He still does Hanes commercials.

Bravo, that’s fucking hilarious.