Oh, I know! I watched a lot of it. Traffic was a nightmare so it had to get done.

Spectacular.

The best part is that bridge is the one that almost collapsed last year.

Who has the most punchable face in politics?

And no vaccines, dammit! We don’t poison our beautiful children-states.

If there’s one thing we Americans are good at it’s not learning from our mistakes. Look out!

Oh yeah, and Jim Carrey.

I think it’s only fair we send him to Canada. They did give us Nickelback and Bieber.

He wasn’t sure what would happen if the clock hit 0:00 and it was tied 0-0 rearends.

Well, it’s understandable when you know that the Micronesian players are only a foot tall!

Posted exactly a year ago! Happy anniversary!

That’s pretty much dead on.

And because you can’t even.

Is that emulation? Does the x86 emulate ARM or is the Android support for x86 native?

That doesn’t necessarily help with the compatibility issues. I could see it making it easier to develop mobile versions since Android is an ARM-based OS but how does that help with x86 compatibility like the XB1 and PS4?

That’s what you think but I clicked the link and was immediately teleported to a BMW dealership.

I don’t have a point to make here but I just want to say that the F-22 is seriously the most beautiful piece of machinery I’ve ever seen.

Funny because there are 3 of them up there. Why is our RB history so lame?!

My Facebook feed is littered with redneck pictures of “super patriotism.” I have a hard time passing them by without the mental image of them pleasuring themselves while clicking the share button.

A good ol’ fashioned Michael would suffice.