Valar Meowgulis

I'm 99% sure Luke's lines are from ROTJ when he is speaking to Leia, thus the present tense for Vader.

I'm not sure if this counts because I wasn't technically cheated on, but it's a good one, so here it is anyways. First of all, in my defense, I was young and naive, and dating a real asshole. He wasn't even cute. Idk what I was thinking. SO. We dated for a few months, I think everything's going well, and one day I get…

In the summer of 2013, I had spent 8 Very Long, Very Hard years in graduate school and was a mere two weeks away from defending my Ph.D. My monogamous husband of 8.5 years went over to visit our closest couple friends' of 5 years house to drink and play video games while I worked on all of my dissertation shit.…

I may take the cake for cheating stories. Let me set the scene. When my son was born, my husband had been acting strange, but I chalked it up to pre-baby jitters. After 2 days of labor and a health baby, I was exhausted. We went to sleep the first night and I woke up to my husband texting. I asked who he was talking…

I feel like mine's pretty standard, but I want to share anyway. :-P

In college, my boyfriend cheated on me with this girl, we all lived in the same dorm, and she paraded around saying and doing things in front of me that really should have clued me in but I just wasn't a jealous person in general and assumed that if my boyfriend of three months wanted to have sex with someone else he…

Best revenge? I gave the photos to our fundy grandmother. Michelle has had to relive her sin at every family gathering since.

My ex had a high school friend (whom I'd never met) pass away, and he asked me to go with him to the funeral. I agreed. I couldn't make it to the wake as well because of work so he went with other old high school friends. They stayed out late (supposedly reminiscing), and my ex said he was going to crash there for…

My husband and I separated. I commiserated with my cousin Michelle for most of the summer. We spent many nights that summer drinking, crying and sharing the horrors of our relationships. My husband and I eventually got back together and I moved back into the house. While putting some things into the attic I came…

I wasn't exactly cheated ON, per se... but I had been seeing this older guy for a few months. I understood and was fine with the fact that we were certainly not an exclusive couple, and I just didn't really ask much about his other goings-on. We hung out (boned) at his house during the day a bunch. One day I was…

I received this text from my boyfriend at the time:

F: What was that? Was that a bear?

Yeah, The Devil You Know is better than The Devil You Don't.

Gremlins 2 had it down:

i'm gonna regret this, because you're most likely like a brick wall, with rage issues.....but here it goes...

Except when a new expansion comes out in other MMOs, like Wow, and RIFT the Heroic daily dungeons and weekly events are all new expansion content, they don't rotate with old on dungeons like Destiny will. They make the dungeons that provide the most challenge and drop the best marks/gear tailor to the new max level,…