That custody hearing should be fun.

Way to shit on our excitement over this. The world is crap right now and we need some happiness. Take a seat.

I WILL CUT YOU IF YOU TRY TO BRING THAT SHIT HERE.

Oh. My. Gosh. I have been waiting for the The Villages reality show. It would be the worst, in the very best way. That place is bananas!!

Also, even nerds!

Frente version for me, but I was going through bad times, then.

Every time I see the words “love triangle” in relation to this case, my brain inevitably goes here, for I am solidly Gen X:

He cuts holes in the flag to use it as a poncho, but that doesn’t offend people because he is a white republican.

Poetic justice: Janet sneaks up on Justin mid halftime show and pantses him. Outer and under layer. It would only be fair.

I never understood why Kid Rock’s, uh, “shirt” wasn’t the big offensive wardrobe malfunction of that show.

Your username makes me laugh out loud every time. Seriously, bravo! Just brilliant.

And Ron Swanson.

But there is nothing more dangerous, especially in this climate, than a funny, likable conservative character

I will never cease to be amazed by the way conservative figures, in politics, entertainment or otherwise, can play the “I’m just too dangerous and edgy for people to accept” when republicans hold both houses of Congress and there’s a nominally republican president in the White House.

Cut this guy a break. He’s just economically anxious.

Parchment is lovely but Silpat is the gold standard that no less a personage than Julia Child swore by. Plus you don’t have to keep buying Silpats, and they’re designed for common-sized baking tins or cookie sheets.

No Doubt, it’s Gwen.