I refuse to ever eat there.

I would rather eat a steaming hot bowl of chunky weasel vomit.

omg imagine how mortified he would be if someone called him a twat to his face. or a cunt! he would implode

If I like the Danzig song, will I like this movie as well?

Idris Elba is the clear best choice for the next Bond.

Don’t you dare joke about Robert Smith! Knock on wood and all that.

And I was like, “We’re redoing the house, babe”

Don’t forget Arizona. Northern Arizona is lousy with Mormons, particularly the child marrying/incestuous type.

Judi Dench and Maggie Smith were both in A Room With A View — which also featured Daniel Day Lewis and Helena Bonham Carter.

Gentle Correction, but the Dames were in “A Room With A View” along with Julian Sands, Helena Bonham-Carter, Denholm Elliot, Simon Callow and other fine actors. If you have not seen this Merchant Ivory Production I demand you rent it IMMEDIATELY!!!

Um, all I wear is fancy tops to work, and jeans and fancy tops not at work. I’m pretty sure i’m not a trendsetter. Also, I have double D’s, fancy tops are not a problem, because none of mine button.

Sir Hiss!

Haha I just posted something similar. Also from a Midwestern university. Black pants were the other half of the “fancy top” outfit until the mid-00s for us.

All I want is a top that doesn’t require me to wear ANOTHER top underneath so that my bra doesn’t show. Why is everything so see-through?!

As someone who was in college in ‘00, I am pretty sure that “going out tops” were not paired with jeans, but rather with skintight, black, boot-cut pants with a zipper in the back. (At least they were in my neck of the woods.) I guess denim made a resurgence a few years later, but please let’s not bring that look…

At my mid-western college, if you really wanted to take your “going out” look to a whole new level, you added black (business???) pants to your fancy top and there was your Friday night outfit.

Teresa always looks like those makeup artists who paint eyes on their eyelids.

Actual footage of Bobby at Jez today.

Counterpoint: putting on makeup makes me feel magical and beautiful and the process is soothing. Especially since I suffer from depression, and sometimes putting on a bold brow or power lip is the difference between me sitting at home crying versus going out and facing the world. Sorry zadie. Love your work, but don’t…

Another teacher seconding this. If you are considering installing this on your kid’s phone, please DO NOT use it during school hours! You can contact the main office if you need to reach your child ASAP.