I’d also point out that you’re making your hot dogs all wrong. First you open the bun, add the condiments you want. Then you add the dog on top of the condiments. The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

This is a ridiculous product I will never buy but has nonetheless improved my day b/c now I know it’s not *just me* getting mountain dew while I prep and maybe I’m not the schvitziest broad this side of a D cup.

“THIS MESSAGE IS VERY GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT BUT ITS FROM THE HEART. BUT I THINK THERES SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT IMPERFECTIONS!!”

One possible solution: laser pointers.

THANK YOU

Preaching to the choir, but it’s so crazy that we (‘we,’) don’t recognize how much being strong and awesome and having life experience makes women that much more attractive. I saw Alba late night at a restaurant on Soho years ago, she wouldn’t make eye contact with anyone and was basically blank -faced. Lange: in line…

HOME HEALTH AIDES ARE GODDAMN HEROES. Those jobs are fucking hard, physically, emotionally, psychologically, they pay jack shit, the people who do them are often totally overlooked/ignored, and yet they are literal life-savers for the people they serve.

When it’s “struggling single mom” we are talking about, yeah. When it’s “the problems of the working class,” it’s still fricking coal miners and car assembly workers.

Reince should txt him to say, “Congratulations, I’ll pray for your child.”

Oh, I thought TeamBrandon was referring to the age-old controversy of Brandon Walsh v Dylan McKay

Nope Not sad. All of us fortunate to live longer lives must require of ourselves a second or even third act. Keep learning, growing, working changing because when you rest you rust. xxoocf

Yup, all of this. Peeking into other people’s lives and feeling some level of gratification at their bad luck/behavior is unseemly and no one likes to admit to that level of vulgarity. It’s why there are no retrospectives or fond memories of gossip hounds. Gossip mavens leave a bad taste in everyone’s mouths. The only…

jesus christ....man, fuck yall.

ALL OF THIS! And it’s especially offensive to me as a WOC. Because guess what, you Ivanka clones, my WOC ass and my POC friends and LGBTQ friends and non-rich friends (because like a normal person, 99.99% of my friends aren’t damn rich) don’t have the fucking luxury of “positivity.” Because the political situation is…

Since mayonnaise is garbage sent to earth directly from hell and cream cheese is an utter delight, I think they might be ok!

But it’s totally acceptable for a guy to say he doesn’t give head.

You’d think our leaders could at least offer our children a modest proposal.

Yeah I think the problem isn’t not caring about children, it’s caring too much about your own children and not at all about anyone else’s.

as well as to credit for Messy Mya on the record and future performances.