Exactly why I don’t have a Kors bag. White metal or GTFO.

(Sigh) Burt Lancaster is dreamy in that movie...

Well... From Here to Eternity was based on a bestseller and starred actual a-listers and was not about a terrorist attack (Pearl Harbor was a deliberate act of war on a military target), so...

It’s so weird to me when I hear about the areas that worship 9/11 but hate New York and what it’s supposed to stand for.

I don’t care what Celine puts on her head, she is never gonna top her wedding crown.

That gray New Look Dior ensemble is what my autumnal dreams are made of. Celine Dion is my new Madonna. I want to be her best friend and eat macarons while she sing-talks to me about nothing.

Bonus points for “canard.”

“Kap wants too much money to be a backup or fringe starter.”

Easy... No idle threats, you tell them in advance what will happen when you get to the restaurant, then follow through.

This is a bit besides the point, but I thought I’d mention it anyway:

Nah, this is a pretty common problem. And it never hurts to have extra options!

I once took David Brooks, who sadly only has a Bachelor’s in History... HISTORY for Heaven’s sake, to a late night roadside eatery in downtown Tijuana, Baja California, Mexico.

I for one welcome our new world where aunt May is hot.

So, does Mariah hang midair on fairy wings to get massaged?

Listen, when you’re a parent it is your job to be as embarrassing to your kid as humanly possible. That’s just science.

An alligator in sunglasses- now I’ve seen everything!

Places like McDonalds, KFC, and Taco Bell are rebranding to look less like plastic toys to and more like sleek, modern cafes.

It’s all about the lining.

Is that mean-drunk Ken?