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Azure Crown and Cyan Roots

The White House is the new 4Chan.

You do realize that’s not how Harvard works right? A quick google search will show you that Harvard is one of the greatest providers of non student loan financial aid. Basically, if you can get in to Harvard, you will not be refused for lack of funds.

In my humble opinion....Alec ain’t wrong.

Lol same. That book and David Bowie’s codpiece from Labyrinth were like the tentpoles of my sexual awakening.

starred on “bunglecunt” alone.

Thank you for introducing me to the word bunglecunt.

How can anyone respect that bunglecunt Cruz when he rolled over and showed his soft, white belly to trump after trump insulted his wife and father and Cruz then took his fucking wife and daughter to have dinner with trump? Fuck that weasely shit stain.

Would eat cake in a bush with Mr Cash.

They spiked his pancakes with cheese...after they kicked him out of his room?

Yeah, Cosby, because the thought of someone making you ingest something against your will and knowledge is pretty fucking horrifying, huh?

Siesta Key always makes the top lists. And apparently it’s a good place for people who collect seashells. My mom lives nearby and I like visiting because it makes me feel young (it has the highest concentration of elderly people in the US).

And it was friggen hilarious, darling!

While the experience of living here can, at times, seem quite Dadaist, it’s actually Dade County, Florida. 😉

Swish Swish is a bad song, at least we can all agree on that, right?

**Catalina update**

It shouldn’t have taken this long for someone to give this poor woman a fucking sock.

Just wanna say that if I were Huma I’d send back my divorce papers with a note that just said “Humad?”

FREEDOM GIF PARTY

Liberal tears are so umami!